{"slip": { "id": 36, "advice": "If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a few payments."}}
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Marie-Georges Pascal was a French film, television and theatre actress.
"}{"slip": { "id": 129, "advice": "Stop procrastinating."}}
{"fact":"Unlike other cats, lions have a tuft of hair at the end of their tails.","length":71}
{"fact":"Cats must have fat in their diet because they can't produce it on their own.","length":76}
{"fact":"A cat can sprint at about thirty-one miles per hour.","length":52}
{"fact":"Cats have 30 teeth (12 incisors, 10 premolars, 4 canines, and 4 molars), while dogs have 42. Kittens have baby teeth, which are replaced by permanent teeth around the age of 7 months.","length":183}
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"}{"slip": { "id": 108, "advice": "Don't ever name files or folders using the word \"Final\"."}}
{"slip": { "id": 124, "advice": "Do not check work email on your days off."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 125, "advice": "Why wait until valentines day for a romantic gesture?"}}
{"slip": { "id": 150, "advice": "The most important thing is the thing most easily forgotten."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 69, "advice": "Visitors are like fish: As much as you might like them, after three days they start to smell."}}
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