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{"slip": { "id": 198, "advice": "Sing in the shower."}}

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{"type":"programming","setup":"How many React developers does it take to change a lightbulb?","punchline":"None, they prefer dark mode.","id":410}

{"type":"programming","setup":"How do you generate a random string?","punchline":"Put a Windows user in front of Vim and tell them to exit.","id":405}

{"slip": { "id": 111, "advice": "You're not as fat as you think you are."}}

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